taks8ball

this is a 8ball command but takified! made by tak! it's even got some anti self hate measures! this is completely useless. want bloat? here's bloat

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{=(event):{lower:{args}}}
{=():}
{break({args}=={args(15+)}): too many words}
{break({args}==): YOU DIDNT TYPE NOTHIN.}
{rand: I've decided that you're now God, YES penis butter! ,<:sussy:850047561817260032> ur mum, in the year 2069 <:kekw:804996634949189673> , Yas, **YES YES YES YES OMG** πŸ₯°<:pepepls:811172443040251954>,  THE PROPHECY IS TRUE πŸ₯ !, Hot πŸ₯΅, 
That's correct, yuppy, YA, yuh,
one day,maybe so, no not so much really, idk man, <:stare:865323001087524904> , no, πŸ‘οΈ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘οΈ , definitely not, try later, did you say you wanna join the pen πŸ–ŠοΈ 15 club? ,fuck yeah,sure that sounds about right, I've decided yes that is fact, YEET, remember you are a good person and everyone here cares about you, yes, yuh ,
no, Deez nuts <:pepelaugh:812016136290828318> , the answer is: Jager, 🀣 HELL NAH, the universe got unplugged hol up, yeah I don't think so, amongus}

{break({in(kill myself):{event}}==true):{rand: no I will not allow~don't give up lol~nah...}}

{break({in(communism):{event}}==true):{rand: I hope... good time~one day there will be communisn~ communism good}}

{break({in(capitalism):{event}}==true):{rand: capitalism bad~communism good~socilizm is when the gubberment does stuff~ungulating springing dicks}}

{break({in(kill me):{event}}==true):{rand:you'll live~don't give up lol~nah...}}


{break({in(hate):{event}}==true): {rand:nope~nah~nahah~NOOO~no... but I sure did fuck your mom.}}

{break({in(hitler):{event}}==true): πŸ’©}
{break({in(gay):{event}}==true): πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆβ˜‚οΈ}

{break({in(hoor hot):{event}}==true): {rand:~yahh,yes,he's literally 69 inches the answer is obvious yes, yes, why do you even have to ask. Yas}}

{break({in(trump):{event}}==true): πŸ’©}
{break({in(biden):{event}}==true): πŸ’©}
{break({in(sisi):{event}}==true): πŸ’©}

{break({in(love):{event}}==true):{rand:yes~ definitely~very much}}

{break({in(i hot):{event}}==true):{rand:yes~ definitely~yeeee boooiiiii}}

{break({in(i hot):{event}}==true):{rand:yes ~ye~yuppy~**YES**}}
{break({in(gonna die):{event}}==true): {rand:you'll live~don't give up lol~nah...}}
{break({in(i die):{event}}==true): {rand:you'll live~don't give up lol~nah...}}
{break({in(am i going to die):{event}}==true): {rand:you'll live~don't give up lol~nah...}}
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  "safe": "unrated",
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