murder

{
  "id": 1055311,
  "created_at": "2021-09-11T09:06:13.000Z",
  "tag_name": "murder",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "145986432954007554",
  "uses": 96,
  "description": "Generates a random murder mystery with YOU as the victim and a random premade Sim (with some easter eggs) as the culprit.\n\nNo murder is perfect, and the culprit will leave behind clues. Their identity if concealed if you want to guess first! Leave your dying message after the !murder command. Fun stuff.",
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "",
  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "847359034167525377",
  "sharer": "145986432954007554",
  "content": "{del} ## There's been a murder! ##\n{=(usercap):{{r}( a, A):{{r}( b, B):{{r}( c, C):{{r}( d, D):{{r}( e, E):{{r}( f, F):{{r}( g, G):{{r}( h, H):{{r}( i, I):{{r}( j, J):{{r}( k, K):{{r}( l, L):{{r}( m, M):{{r}( n, N):{{r}( o, O):{{r}( p, P):{{r}( q, Q):{{r}( r, R):{{r}( s, S):{{r}( t, T):{{r}( u, U):{{r}( v, V):{{r}( w, W):{{r}( x, X):{{r}( y, Y):{{r}( z, Z): {user}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}\n{=(she):she.her.her.hers.herself.she was.She.Her.Her.Hers.Herself.She was}\n{=(he):he.him.his.his.himself.he was.He.Him.His.His.Himself.He was}\n{=(they):they.them.their.theirs.theirself.they were.They.Them.Their.Theirs.Theirself.They were}\n{=(casename):{#:The {#:Mysterious~Gruesome~Suspicious~So-Called~Totally Real~Completely Undeserved~Possibly Deserved} Murder of{usercap}~The Case of the {#:Llama~Body~Duck~Corpse~Sim~Jewelry~Box~Typewriter~Glasses~Boot~Head~Fish~Ghost~Legs~Sticks~Fruit~Bottle~Noise~Umbrella~Pig~Fire~Frog~Egg~Snail~Ink~Dirt~Plane~Toothpaste~Soda~Silver~Cup~Needle~Sock~Trumpet~Bell~Bomb~Sweater~Bowlcut~Alien~Catboy~Basketball~Wax~Discovery~Birds} in the {#:Water~Office~Box~Field~Washing Machine~Basement~Train~Couch~Hospital~House~Bell Tower~Lighthouse~Machine~Clock~Summer~Winter~Autumn~Spring~Evening~Morning~Cupboard~Concrete~Car~Stage~Window~Toll}~The {#:Evening~Morning~Time~Day~Night~Afternoon} of the {#:Llama~Body~Duck~Corpse~Sim~Jewelry~Box~Typewriter~Glasses~Boot~Head~Fish~Ghost~Legs~Sticks~Fruit~Bottle~Noise~Umbrella~Pig~Fire~Frog~Egg~Snail~Ink~Dirt~Plane~Toothpaste~Soda~Silver~Cup~Needle~Sock~Trumpet~Bell~Bomb~Sweater~Bowlcut~Alien~Catboy~Basketball~Wax~Discovery~Birds}~The {#:Llama~Body~Duck~Corpse~Sim~Jewelry~Box~Typewriter~Glasses~Boot~Head~Fish~Ghost~Legs~Sticks~Fruit~Bottle~Noise~Umbrella~Pig~Fire~Frog~Egg~Snail~Ink~Dirt~Plane~Toothpaste~Soda~Silver~Cup~Needle~Sock~Trumpet~Bell~Bomb~Sweater~Bowlcut~Alien~Catboy~Basketball~Wax~Discovery~Flock of Birds} Who {#:Knew Too Much~Saw Too Much~Knew Nothing~Saw Nothing~Ate It~Turned On and Off~Saw Red~Played Post Office~Went Underground~Lived High~Caught Them~Bit the Dust~Blew the Whistle~Never Was~Ate Too Loud~Cut the Cheese}}}\n{=(r):replace}{=(cu):culprit}\n{=(w):a glass beaker*barbiturates*arsenic*a golf club*a satellite*slippery slime*a cowplant*brute force*a shovel*an urn*a barbell*a pool*a fireplace poker*a pretty ribbon*a trophy*a plate*a can opener*a mirror*flies*fire*an explosion*a poisoned meal*a kitchen knife*a pit*a crossbow*an axe*a rope*a spork*a poison dart*a pitchfork*a death spell*mind control*electricity}\n{=(pl):on the lawn*inside a hot air balloon*at Olive Garden*in the forests of Pleasantview*on a ferris wheel*inside a time machine*just chillin' (inside a freezer)*inside a lighthouse*out in the desert*six feet under*inside a UFO*in Olive's garden*in the outskirts of Strangetown*strapped into a SensoTwitch Lie Finder*inside a teleporter*on the side of the highway*in the foyer*inside the wall*sleeping with the fishes*on the moon*in the canals of Veronaville*halfway inside a Schokolade 890 Chocolate Manufacturing Facility*on a BBQ grill*inside a fairy ring*at the bottom of the stairs*in their bed*in their home*hunched over their keyboard*in a void*smooshed into a tree*trapped inside the internet*inside the iceberg}\n{=(c):25-32|1-8|9-16|17-24}\n{=(Loki):Loki|Beaker|<:beaker_loki:847359315458129951>|{w({#:2|1,6,32,20,33}):*}|cln|slow|Sft|blue|{he}|{#:It wasn't supposed to be *lethal*...~Calm down, I'm no maniac. It was for *science*.~You'll regret letting this get in the way of my invention.~An experiment gone wrong is par for the course.~They wouldn't tell me what a 'fursona' is.}|{c(3):|}}{=(Circe):Circe|Beaker|<:beaker_circe:847359308873596949>|{w({#:2|2,26,25,13,21}):*}|mrls|rsh|Mft|black|{she}|{#:Cows aren't the only thing I'll hunt for sport.~I can dispose of my test subjects however I see fit. It's in the waiver.~I simply overestimated their resilience. That's not a crime.~Oh, so when *I* maim and kill someone it's 'evil' and 'sexy'? Fair enough.~Death was already a known side effect of utilizing weppy in such a way.}|{c(3):|}}{=(Nervous):Nervous|Subject|<:subject_nervous:847359518614487070>|{w({#:2|3,5,30,28,31}):*}|sud|slp|Lft|white|{he}|{#:Someone knows I exist?!~Who knew murder was so easy!~I thought sunlight would hurt less.~They kept saying 'uwu'. I thought it was an insult...~Blame it on my bad luck.}|{c(3):|}}{=(Bella):Bella|Goth|<:goth_bella:847359411621724180>|{w({#:2|4,18,19,8,3}):*}|thru|slow|Sft|red|{she}|{#:Well, uhh... I don't remember a thing! You know.~So I take it I didn't invent a new sport.~Now that that's off my chest... aliens, take me away any moment now!~Oh, you know how I love the color red.~...and that's how *my clone* \\*winks\\* did\tit.}|{c(3):|}}{=(Pascal):Pascal|Curious|<:curious_pascal:847359381958819872>|{w({#:2|5,32,1,21,25}):*}|cln|mer|Sft|red|{he}|{#:No one makes fun Lady Diana.~We got into a debate about morality. But I'm a scientist, not a philosopher.~There's no room for regrets in the pursuit of truth.~If you want to claim someone is out to get you, so there will be.~It was all part of a demonstration. Didn't we all learn something today?}|{c(3):|}}{=(Lazlo):Lazlo|Curious|<:curious_lazlo:847359375655043103>|{w({#:2|6,17,28,23,27}):*}|mrls|slp|Lft|black|{he}|{#:I thought they were already dead...~Well they *offered* to let me see their skull.~I was *this close* to proving that hammerspace is real.~They were going to die eventually anyway!~Have you *seen* the code in here? I want out!}|{c(3):|}}{=(Vidcund):Vidcund|Curious|<:curious_vidcund:847359393917173761>|{w({#:2|7,29,3,33,9}):*}|thru|slow|Lft|brown|{he}|{#:They would have stolen all of my dreams!~You don't like it? Get off my page.~Using people for fertilizer is bad? *Noted*.~No one makes fun of my hair and gets away with it.~I'm not going to share Bluebeary!}|{c(3):|}}{=(Buzz):Buzz|Grunt|<:grunt_generalbuzz:847359430999670825>|{w({#:2|8,22,15,26,11}):*}|cln|slow|Mft|green|{he}|{#:They were just standing there. Creeped me out!~For all I've seen and done, they still scared me.~I could almost prove they were an alien.~You can't displine me! I am discipline!~Now what? You're going to 'cancel' me?}|{c(3):|}}{=(Olive):Olive|Specter|<:specter_olive:847359508753940491>|{w({#:2|9,2,10,12,29}):*}|thru|slow|Sft|black|{she}|{#:Oh, come now. Are you shocked?~I was craving a new addition to my 'collection'.~Are you next...? Just kidding.~Would you believe me if I told you this was my first time?~On the bright side, the burial is already covered.}|{c(3):|}}{=(Dina):Dina|Caliente|<:caliente_dina:847359327840501780>|{w({#:2|10,13,16,17,22}):*}|sud|slp|Mft|black|{she}|{#:I swear I didn't think I would get caught if I hid the evidence with Michael.~My redhead wig should've been higher quality.~Do I still get my inheritance? How about my appearance fee?~*So* not worth the effort.~They weren't going anywhere anyway. Not compared to *me*.}|{c(2):|}}{=(Nina):Nina|Caliente|<:caliente_nina:847359333552357376>|{w({#:2|11,27,8,24,30}):*}|mrls|slp|Lft|black|{she}|{#:Really, anyone would kill for pudding. Don't look at me like that.~My blonde wig should've been higher quality.~Can't we just, you know... forget about it?~What if I ran away really fast, like right now?~You know how a hot redhead's temper is...}|{c(2):|}}{=(Brandi):Brandi|Broke|<:broke_brandi:847359320932089866>|{w({#:2|12,23,14,4,2}):*}|thru|mer|Lft|blue|{she}|{#:I needed the money!~Every mother needs a hobby.~I hope this doesn't leave you with a bad impression of me.~Pretty impressive for a mother on bedrest, right?~{strf:%A} is always a bad day for me.}|{c(2):|}}{=(Mortimer):Mortimer|Goth|<:goth_mortimer:847359424553025586>|{w({#:2|13,7,20,1,32}):*}|thru|slow|Sft|red|{he}|{#:Think twice before you insult my bug collection.~Have you ever heard of a *Mad Scientist* with a *long temper*? ~I'm very well-adjusted. My parents told me so.~What good is life without pain, {user}?~If I can bring the old country to the modern age, I can take you out of it.}|{c(2):|}}{=(Cassandra):Cassandra|Goth|<:goth_cassandra:847359417930219540>|{w({#:2|14,1,5,29,6}):*}|sud|mer|Mft|black|{she}|{#:I thought They a rat. Anyone could make the same mistake.~Some things you just never grow out of...~Oh? You don't think the way I used weppy was cool?~On the bright side, the rest of us get to go to a funeral.~I'm only a product of my environment! There's *so* much carbon around here.}|{c(2):|}}{=(Daniel):Daniel|Pleasant|<:pleasant_daniel:847359477761703976>|{w({#:2|15,4,13,11,8}):*}|mrls|slp|Lft|brown|{he}|{#:They walked right into weppy. I was just standing there!~Every good athlete needs their scandal.~At least no one was expecting me to be predictable.~You won't get it if haven't lived the highs and lows of epic high school football.~Not the way I *wanted* to be relevant, but I'll take it.}|{c(2):|}}{=(MarySue):Mary-Sue|Pleasant|<:pleasant_marysue:847359491443785769>|{w({#:2|16,3,23,22,15}):*}|sud|rsh|Sft|white|{she}|{#:They said 'I'm gonna ruin this woman's whole career.' Not on my watch!~I know, I need a better hobby.~Can we get this over with? I have work to do.~No way. I can't afford to take any more days off.~Any chance this unfortunate gaffe will impact my political career?}|{c(2):|}}{=(Lilith):Lilith|Pleasant|<:pleasant_lilith:847359484262219786>|{w({#:2|17,20,21,9,26}):*}|mrls|rsh|Lft|black|{she}|{#:You know, I think murder is pretty messed up too! But I don't regret it.~*Tch*. You wouldn't get it.~Consider a different view. For example, some might call my actions 'awesome'.~This murder mystery sucks. Can I go home now?~You're laughing. {user} is dead and you're laughing.}|{c(2):|}}{=(Angela):Angela|Pleasant|<:pleasant_angela:847359471269052428>|{w({#:2|18,28,12,3,4}):*}|thru|mer|Lft|green|{she}|{#:Good things come to those who wait... for a long long time in prison?~How *else* was I supposed to pass this school project?~This murder mystery sucks. Can I go home now?~It's been like, 3 whole months since I've been on vacation.~They said, 'Tell me you're guilty without *telling* me you're guilty'.}|{c(2):|}}{=(Don):Don|Lothario|<:lothario_don:847359443309690920>|{w({#:2|19,33,11,5,23}):*}|mrls|slp|Lft|red|{he}|{#:Uhh... It was an accident?~Normally I'm a lover, not a fighter. But some people have it coming.~[*mocking*] 'I can fix him!' 'I can make him worse!' Maybe I can make *myself* worse!~I'm not de-invited from the funeral, right?~Eh, I've made bigger mistakes.}|{c(2):|}}{=(Kaylynn):Kaylynn|Langerak|<:langerak_kaylynn:847359436720963606>|{w({#:2|20,19,2,27,16}):*}|thru|slow|NOft|black|{she}|{#:I learned that one in maid training.~They'll make less of a mess dead.~If you thought that was impressive, watch how I can fold a towel.~I'm thinking of a career change. Is anyone hiring assassins?~They may be dead, but if they could see their cln bones now...!}|{c(2):|}}{=(Tybalt):Tybalt|Capp|<:capp_tybalt:847359370018160660>|{w({#:2|21,8,17,18,13}):*}|cln|rsh|Sft|red|{he}|{#:Whatever! I don't need to justify anything.~Does anyone else wanna get in my way?~If I had an insult generator, you'd be in for a lot worse.~Don't they teach this in school? Never mess with a jock who listens to jazz.~I'm a firm believer of 'an eye for an eye'. Revenge is *always* OK.}|{c(4):|}}{=(Juliette):Juliette|Capp|<:capp_juliette:847359364335403028>|{w({#:2|22,30,29,14,12}):*}|mrls|rsh|Mft|blue|{she}|{#:At least this isn't real!~If you support gay rights, support my right to murder.~Don't worry, they were in on the joke.~At least it wasn't me!~Who's going to stay mad at me? That's what I thought.}|{c(4):|}}{=(Mercutio):Mercutio|Monty|<:monty_mercutio:847359458485207050>|{w({#:2|23,11,4,10,28}):*}|thru|mer|Lft|white|{he}|{#:At least this isn't real!~If you support gay rights, support my right to murder.~Don't worry, they were in on the joke.~At least it wasn't me!~Who's going to stay mad at me? That's what I thought.}|{c(4):|}}{=(Romeo):Romeo|Monty|<:monty_romeo:847359465321791538>|{w({#:2|24,16,22,15,7}):*}|sud|mer|Mft|red|{he}|{#:How was I supposed to know that would kill them?~I'm young. I make mistakes. We all have to grow and learn, right?~To think this week started out so normal.~Why did I do it? Maybe you should ask *wherefore* I did it.~You know, this exactly is why I hate {strf:%A}s.}|{c(4):|}}{=(Titania):Titania|Summerdream|<:summerdream_titania:847359535597355038>|{w({#:2|25,31,33,19,24}):*}|sud|slp|Sft|red|{they}|{#:We all have our aspirations... dreams... whims...~I thought it would be a cool and dramatic moment. I was right!~I have diplomatic immunity in this realm.~There's no party like a murder mystery party! You're welcome.~Such a shame... I didn't have enough fun with them yet.}|{c(4):|}}{=(Oberon):Oberon|Summerdream|<:gossamer_oberon:847359405283868682>|{w({#:2|26,24,31,32,20}):*}|mrls|rsh|Mft|blue|{he}|{#:If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?~*They* inconvenienced *me*. It's only fair.~Or *was* it me...? You'll never know.~So did you think this murder was entirely fake? Yep. We made it up.~Look, maybe I was feeling a little *sillay*. Homicidal, even.}|{c(4):|}}{=(Goneril):Goneril|Capp|<:capp_goneril:847359349084127243>|{w({#:2|27,9,18,7,10}):*}|cln|slow|Mft|red|{they}|{#:I've got too much on my plate, and now I have one more thing out of the way.~Is this any of your business? I think I should know.~I'm tired of this, and I have other things to do.~That inheritance isn't going to pay out itself.~Some people get what they deserve.}|{c(4):|}}{=(Regan):Regan|Capp|<:capp_regan:847650474710401064>|{w({#:2|28,25,26,2,14}):*}|thru|slp|Mft|black|{she}|{#:It was all part of the plan. I think.~You wanna talk about big mistakes?~I'll pave my own way, even if it means running people over. Beep beep.~I think the *real* {cu} is the bloodlust we inspired along the way.~Do any of us really know what we're capable of?}|{c(4):|}}{=(Puck):Puck|Summerdream|<:summerdream_puck:847359526508560424>|{w({#:2|29,14,7,31,18}):*}|sud|mer|NOft|brown|{they}|{#:Nooooooooooooo!!!!! ......I'm okay.~Can you blame me? ...Well can you stop?~Perhaps I do committ’st my knaveries willfully.~Ohhh, this was supposed to be a joke. It was funnier in my head.~Let's all just pretend we didn't see anything.}|{c(4):|}}{=(Bianca):Bianca|Monty|<:monty_bianca:847359449202819132>|{w({#:2|30,15,27,16,17}):*}|cln|rsh|Sft|black|{she}|{#:Is it too late to say I didn't mean to?~All I did was override their fate.~Oh, come on. Is murder a crime? ...It is?!~No heroics, no life-saving efforts, just vibes.~Sorry, I was having a moment.}|{c(4):|}}{=(Shiro):František|Shiroyama|<:shiroyama_frantisek:847360989216505887>|{w({#:2|27,10,6,30,5}):*}|cln|mer|Mft|blue|{he}|{#:This is why I can't be in the Navy anymore.~This reminds me of the time I thought I saw my own ghost.~Isn't it kind of wild to be murdered by an alien?~I'm a healer, but...~They told me a shrimp fried this rice. Is that true?}|{c(3):|}}{=(Dominic):Dominic|Newlow|<:newlow_dominic:847879221774778419>|{w({#:2|32,21,9,25,1}):*}|mrls|rsh|NOft|black|{he}|{#:You're only mad because someone told you to be.~Blame it on nominative determinism.~I'll get you all for this! Just like I got your friend!~And I would've gotten away with it, too.~It would've been easier if my helmet weren't so heavy.}|{c(3):|}}{=(Tycho):Tycho|Curious|<:curious_tycho:847359387765178378>|{w({range:1-33}):*}|sud|mer|NOft|nocth|{they}|{#:ʍμɑϝƾ~ɒϱ ɒϱ ooϱ ooϱ~ᴉˌw pɑpλ~ᴉ μɑq ϝo ϝԍƨϝ wλ ɑpᴉɼᴉϝᴉԍƨ~pʁpʁpʁpʁpʁpʁpʁpʁpʁpʁ}|{c(3):|}}\n{=(pf):{{#:Tycho~5|Nervous~5|Circe~5|Bella~5|Pascal~5|Lazlo~5|Vidcund~5|Loki~5|Buzz~5|Olive~5|Dina~5|Nina~5|Mortimer~5|Cassandra~5|Daniel~5|MarySue~5|Lilith~5|Angela~5|Don~5|Kaylynn~5|Tybalt~5|Juliette~5|Mercutio~5|Romeo~5|Titania~5|Oberon~5|Goneril~5|Regan~5|Puck~5|Bianca~5|Shiro~5|Dominic~5}}}\n{=({cu}):{pf(1):|} {pf(2):|}}{=(ej):{pf(3):|}}{=(t1):{pf(5):|}}{=(t2):{pf(6):|}}{=(ft):{pf(7):|}}{=(cloth):{pf(8):|}}{=(cpn):{pf(9):|}}{=(df):{pf(10):|}}{=(hood):{pf(11):|}}{=(wep):{pf(4):|}}\n{=(disc):{#:in the evening~in the morning~in the dead of night~yesterday~only moments ago}}{=(hrsded):{range:1-96}}{=(ToD):{td({m:trunc({unix}-{m:{hrsded}*1800})}):{strf:%F %T}} ago}\n{=(PoD):{pl({range:{#:2|{hood}~{c(1):|}}}):*}}\n{=(FWL):{pl({range:{#:2|{hood}~{c(1):|}}}):*}}\n{=(cth):{#:~A {cloth} fiber is found at the scene, possibly belonging to the {cu}.~A fiber is found near {user}'s body. It looks to be {cloth}.~Fibers left behind at the scene indicate the {cu} might wear {cloth} clothing.}}{=(thew):{{r}(a ,the ):{wep}}}{=(myw):{{r}(my ,the ):{wep}}}{=(thrw):{{r}(a ,their ):{wep}}}\n{=(sud):{#:Fortunately, their death was instant, ~They died immediately from their injuries, ~They likely never saw the {cu}'s face, ~The {cu} was quick, killing them instantly, ~Thanks to the {cu}'s speed, the victim never knew what hit them, }}{=(slow):{#:and their death was very slow.~but the {cu} was slow and the victim did not die right away.~but they did not die from their injuries immediately.~the victim also might've known how things would end, since they did not die quickly.~and the victim died slowly from their injuries.}}{=(cln):{#:The body is clean, as though their fatal wounds didn't make a mess, ~Whatever weapon caused the fatal injury didn't make a mess, ~When the {cu} was using {thew} their attacks were very clean, ~Surprisingly, the attacks with {thew} were clean, ~The victim's surroundings are clean, as though their killer didn't want to make a mess, }}{=(slp):{#:but the victim's body is a complete mess.~and the {cu} was not careful with their attacks, which made a mess of the body.~but the {cu} did not make careful use with {thrw}, and {user}'s body was left a complete mess.~but it was difficult to identify the victim due to the {cu}'s inexperience.~but {wep} was not the best choice for the {cu}, their use of {thew} was inefficient.}}{=(thru):{#:The scene is suspiciously clean, likely thanks to the {cu}, ~The {cu} may have cleaned the area thoroughly, ~There is little mess around the victim, as though someone had cleaned up, ~It looks like the {cu} took a long time cleaning the scene, ~Many traces of what happened have been wiped away thoroughly, }}{=(rsh):{#:but the {cu} didn't stick around to clean the area.~however the scene of the murder is a mess.~but it appears the {cu} left in a hurry.~but the {cu} doesn't appear to have tried to wipe away evidence around the scene.~but there are still traces of the {cu} around the area that they didn't cover up.}}{=(mrls):{#:The {cu} was ruthless toward {user}, ~Their killer didn't hold back, ~The {cu} didn't have any regard for their body, ~They were attacked powerfully, ~It appears their death was somewhat brutal, }}{=(mer):{#:but the {cu} made sure {user} didn't suffer.~however {user} definitely didn't suffer.~but it looks as though the {cu} took pity on them.~but it seems as though the {cu} spared them any suffering.~but the {cu} seems to have held back in their attacks.}}{=(cth):{#:~A {cloth} fiber is found at the scene, possibly belonging to the {cu}.~A fiber is found near {user}'s body. It looks to be {cloth}.~Fibers left behind at the scene indicate the {cu} may wear {cloth} clothing.}}{=(Sft):{#:~At the scene, small tracks were found leading away from the victim.~You can make out which way the {cu} may have left the scene. Their footprints are small.~Dainty footprints can be seen near the victims's location.}}{=(Mft):{#:~You can see average-sized footprints near the scene.~A Sim with medium-sized feet appears to have walked around the scene.~A single bloody footprint, likely belonging to the {cu}, is seen on scene.}}{=(Lft):{#:~The {cu} may have had large feet, as evidenced by footprints found nearby.~It can be observed that a Sim with large feet was stomping around here recently.~As you can see from nearby footprints, the {cu} may have large feet.}}{=(NOft):{#:~It's not hard to see the {cu}'s trail, but there is an astonishing lack of footprints at the scene, as though the {cu} knew how not to make them.~A trail is found, but despite all efforts to identify footprints, there is no trace of the {cu} walking near the scene.~Only traces of a trail can be found left behind, but they don't look like footprints. Did the {cu} even walk?}}\n{=(dmsg):{{r}(placey,{{r}(their ,my ):{PoD}}):{{r}(weppy,{{r}(a ,):{{r}(the ,):{wep}}}):{args}}}}\n{=(noe):No other evidence is found nearby.}\n{=(fin):{{ft}}*{if({cloth}!=nocth):{cth}|{noe}}*{if({cloth}!=nocth):{cth} |}{{ft}}*{noe}}\n### Deepest sympathy! {mention} has just died. Though the body is gone, the spirit will always remain. ###\n{if(=={1}):|\n{#:Their last words were...\n\"{dmsg}\"~A message, written in their own blood, reads...\n\"{dmsg}\"~On a phone next to their body, a voice memo from them says...\n\"{dmsg}\"~And the final thing they wanted you all to know...\n\"{dmsg}\"~A mysterious letter, apparently penned by the victim, was found saying...\n\"{dmsg}\"~Throughout the area, theirs echo could be heard saying...\n\"{dmsg}\"}\n}\nHowever, their death was clearly no accident. They were murdered! Find the Sim responsible, before you're next!",
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