attack

{
  "id": 1037835,
  "created_at": "2021-08-31T23:59:35.000Z",
  "tag_name": "attack",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "451491989569929216",
  "uses": 35,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "866710944373407794",
  "sharer": "451491989569929216",
  "content": "{let(no_tag):{random:became confused and decided to attack yourself}}\n\n{let(place):{random:the Skeld,Mira HQ,Polus,the airship,the cafeteria,medbay,upper engine,lower engine,security,reactor,electrical,storage,communications,weapons,admin,navigation,O2,shields,the balcony,the greenhouse,the laboratory,the office,the locker room,the launchpad,decontam,the hallway,the dropship,specimen room,the engine room,the meeting room,the vault,brig,cockpit,armoury,the viewing deck,cams,comms,electric,records,the main hall,the lounge,the showers,cargo bay,medical}}\n{let(place2):{random:the Skeld,Mira HQ,Polus,the airship,the cafeteria,medbay,upper engine,lower engine,security,reactor,electrical,storage,communications,weapons,admin,navigation,O2,shields,the balcony,the greenhouse,the laboratory,the office,the locker room,the launchpad,decontam,the hallway,the dropship,specimen room,the engine room,the meeting room,the vault,brig,cockpit,armoury,the viewing deck,cams,comms,electric,records,the main hall,the lounge,the showers,cargo bay,medical}}\n\n{let(crew):{random:red crewmate,blue crewmate,cyan crewmate,white crewmate,black crewmate,grey crewmate,brown crewmate,yellow crewmate,orange crewmate,green crewmate,lime crewmate,purple crewmate,pink crewmate}}\n\n{let(doing):{random:running,walking,standing,doing a task,eating,sleeping,with {crew},walking with {crew},talking with {crew}, eating with {crew},doing a task with {crew},reading a book,faking a task,chasing {crew},following {crew},working}}\n\n{if({target(id)} == {user(id)}):You didn't tag anyone. |{rand({unix}):You notice {target} {doing} in {place}.}}\n\n{let(action):{random:pick up,grab,retrieve,find}}\n{let(weapon):{random:a weapon,a baseball bat,a sword,a toy duck,a stuffed animal,a metal pan,nunchucks,a broken wire,a giant rock,an egg carton,a jug of milk,a glass of water,a spoon,a fork,a football,a beach ball,a turkey leg,a bowl of soup,a bone,a painting,a picture frame,a rusty screwdriver,a hammer,a torch,a stick,a balloon}}\n\n{let(weapon2):{random:a weapon,a baseball bat,a sword,a toy duck,a stuffed animal,a metal pan,nunchucks,a broken wire,a giant rock,an egg carton,a jug of milk,a glass of water,a spoon,a fork,a football,a beach ball,a turkey leg,a bowl of soup,a bone,a painting,a picture frame,a rusty screwdriver,a hammer,a torch,a stick,a balloon}}\n\n{let(body):{random: legs,arms,torso,leg,arm,eyes,head,hand,foot,toes,feet,fingers,kneecap,shoulder,back,spine,face,thumb,pinky toe,wrist,elbow,hips,rib cage,ribs}}\n\n{let(but):{random:you missed,hit yourself,you accidentally hit {crew},you were stopped by {crew},they still got away,they hit you with {weapon2},{crew} saw you and reported,you were caught and got ejected}}\n{let(and):{random:they were sent to the hospital,you got away with it,they cried,they screamed,you knocked out their tooth,you knocked out {range:2-31} of their teeth,you knocked out all 32 teeth,they couldn't get up for {range:2-50} days,they ended up with {range:2-205} broken bones,you broke all 206 of their bones}}\n{let(ab):{random:and {and},but {but}}}\n\n{let(action2):{random:swing {weapon} at {target} {ab},missed {target} and they got away,hit yourself on accident,were hit by {target} with {weapon2},were hit by {crew} with {weapon2},accidentally attacked {crew} instead,were stopped by {crew},failed to attack {target},decided not to attack {target} and they ran away,swung {weapon} and ended up hurting {target}'s {body},managed to hit {target}'s {body} {ab},had a change of heart and decided not to kill {target}}}\n\n{let(final):{random:\nYou were ejected,You were voted off,{crew} was voted off,{crew} was ejected,No one was ejected,{target} was voted off,No one was voted off,{target} was ejected}}\n\n{let(notice):{random:noticed you were acting weird,saw you acting strange,sensed your presence}}\n{let(react):{random:called an emergency meeting! {final},ran away to {place2},ran away with {crew},reported you! {final}}}\n\n{let(spice):{random:{target} {notice} {react},{crew} {notice} {react}}}\n\n{let(action_notag):{random:hit yourself with {weapon},gave yourself a bruise,ended up hurting your own {body},hurt yourself you bad you had to go to the hospital,ran to {place2},tried to attack yourself but missed,decided to walk to {place2},tossed the {weapon} onto the ground,decided to go to sleep instead,lost a tooth,lost {range:2-31} of your teeth,broke all 32 of your teeth, broke {2-205} of your bones,didn't wake up for {range:2-50} days,broke all 206 of your bones}}\n\n{let(you):{random:You {action_notag}.,{spice}!}}",
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  "last_fetched": "2026-10-20T17:30:33.890Z"
}